Nothing makes me feel lamer than having a curfew.
It’s pretty embarrassing to tell a girl you’re trying to impress, who is the same age. “oh, I gotta go home now, I have to be home by 10” even though the night just began… it takes like 30 minutes to get home because the bus is so slow… so I have to buffer the time by leaving around 9:00 to get to the bus stop from wherever I am and to wait for it at 9:30.
The Spanish word "Salsa" has uncanny likeness, when spoken, to the Korean word "설사 (seolsa)", meaning "diarrhea"!
You sir, are a man amongst children.
Here you go!